My First Sucker Trick (Chuck Leach)......$15.00
The magician (tongue-in-cheek) tells about the first magic trick he
ever performed when he was just one week old. He displays three
large pacifiers - one squeaks and the other two don't. He mixes
the pacifiers, then asks the other infants in the hospital nursery
which one is the one that squeaks. Of course, they are also asked
to make a small bet, like toys, formula and fresh linens, etc.
They all bet and they all miss (as does the magician's spectators).
He mixes them again, slower this time, and again they miss. Next,
he eliminates one non-squeaking pacifier and mixes the remaining
two. Again everyone misses. Finally, a second non-squeaking
pacifier is removed, leaving only one on the table. Despite these
favorable odds, everyone misses again, because the last pacifier
doesn't squeak either!